First!
Why do people post 'First' on comments for blogs, comments on statuses or news articles on Facebook and the like?
Does it give them a sense of satisfaction?
Is it something important to do before you die?
If so - what happened to the souls of all those poor people that died before the Internet and the ability to write 'first!' on something?
Are they doomed to the deepest pits of Heck for the rest of existence?
Or was it acceptable to just have written the word first at some point in their pathetic lives?
If we look at those ancient Neolithic cave paintings depicting Aurochs and humans playing gleefuly together in Franceland, will there be a little '1st!' scribble below it?
Whatever the answer to these questions, I've fulfilled my destiny here, today.
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