So...

Blogging in the beginning... seems to be a bit like talking to someone for the first time when you really don't know them very well... which is very much like me to you now. I am talking at you, and don't know what it is that you are going to be interested in be talked at about.

In fact, it's very much like talking to an attractive person of one's preferred gender(s) when you don't know them very well. I am talking at you, and want to impress you with the words that I am saying, so that you will continue to want to read more words by me, and am fearfully afraid of you not being interested in such words.

Disclaimer: I am at no point suggesting, implying, nor inciting any furtherance of this metaphor.

The League of Metaphors Gone Too Far (LoMGTF) has some things to say bout that... many things in fact. They are about as prolific as a very prolific organisation, keen to do its' duty.